[This quiz is framed as a hypothetical chat with a taxi uncle. Sometimes the government announces so many new schemes that it is difficult to make sense of the mess of acronyms.] You: Uncle, you drive very slowly leh. I sure late for dinner like this. Taxi Uncle: Eh, uncle very old la, must drive slower a bit. You: Oh, sorry uncle. Are you a Pioneer Generation? Taxi Uncle: Ah? You want to go to Pioneer JC instead ah? Cannot la, I think Pioneer kena JC merger already so no more. You: No no no. I meant are you old enough to be a Pioneer Singaporean? Taxi Uncle: Orrrh, say clearer la. Urh, I think I Pioneer. Or maybe I Silver Support. Or I think also got ElderCareShieldFund support. Aiyah, this Gahmen introduce scheme until uncle also confuse lah.
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